dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

person: will you be my girlfriend?

me:

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(via unescapable)

12.Apr.14 5 days ago

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

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08.Apr.14 1 week ago
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winchestersruinedmylife:

zvarte:

southernandslim:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Too soon

for gods sake it’s been 2000 years

TOO FUCKING SOON

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11.Feb.14 2 months ago
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